Jesus Meets Mary Magdalene’s Pimp - Key & Peele

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Jesus Christ has an encounter with Mary Magdalene’s pimp.
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Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama's Anger Translator.

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  1. King Cobb
    King Cobb
    35 րոպե առաջ

    I feel like it’s a sin to watch this...but that shit was funny

  2. The End Begins
    The End Begins
    4 ժամ առաջ

    They way he looked around when jesus said hes a carpenter. 🤣🤣

  3. birming69
    5 ժամ առաջ

    Front hand! Back hand!

  4. Dannie Darko
    Dannie Darko
    16 ժամ առաջ

    Gallaleroy! 😂 😂

  5. know kname
    know kname
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    best of k&p

  6. Kim Guir
    Kim Guir
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    Jesus trained Backhand Front hand

  7. Dan
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    Now do some islam related sketches!

  8. Mayank Bhaskar
    Mayank Bhaskar
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    2:33 thats a gandhi

  9. Andrea Rios
    Andrea Rios
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    Im fking dead lmaoooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀

  10. Keisha Douglas
    Keisha Douglas
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  11. Viki Demos
    Viki Demos
    2 օր առաջ

    I worship this Sketch. Amen

  12. Senator107
    2 օր առաջ

    "I've been busy with non-carpentry work."

  13. Senator107
    2 օր առաջ

    Peele plays a good Jesus.

  14. harry pot
    harry pot
    2 օր առաջ

    Does this imply jebus ended the pimp on dinner

  15. Dr Smugface
    Dr Smugface
    3 օր առաջ

    this is cannon now tho

  16. Edi Cavani
    Edi Cavani
    3 օր առաջ

    Carpenter? Then why does your house look like shit

  17. phi rus
    phi rus
    3 օր առաջ

    Turning the other cheek? Jesus is loco

  18. Anne
    4 օր առաջ

    jesus was a communist :)

  19. Vitartial
    4 օր առաջ

    You cannot prove that this did not happen

  20. danteelite
    4 օր առաջ

    I love how Jesus actually seemed to take offense to him criticizing his home and actually made an excuse! Lol you’d think he wouldn’t even care, but hey... everyone has that touchy subject. Don’t knock a mans craftsmanship!

  21. Ahmad Farooq
    Ahmad Farooq
    5 օր առաջ

    This is kind of disrespectful. Calling Jesus (PBUH) that among other things. Come on, some jokes take it too far. There should be a line

  22. NayrNosiac
    5 օր առաջ


  23. rahul chaudhary
    rahul chaudhary
    6 օր առաջ

    "Nnnnoooooo" Loved her no everytime

  24. Keith Harrison
    Keith Harrison
    6 օր առաջ

    Galileeroy tho 😂😂😂

  25. Ohits Bre
    Ohits Bre
    6 օր առաջ

    The bob hair cut-

  26. Tony McMillian
    Tony McMillian
    7 օր առաջ

    This skit is genius! One of my favorite!

  27. Van Iyke
    Van Iyke
    7 օր առաջ

    It is written .... ... that Saul became apostle Paul. And Galileo became Pimp Galileroy

  28. Rishabh Kandari
    Rishabh Kandari
    7 օր առաջ

    Had me at "All i got is Mary, a crpple and 2 blind chicks. Who - Actually, you know they get requested a lot. Don't ask me how that works"

  29. Kasper Christensen
    Kasper Christensen
    8 օր առաջ

    What y'all havin'? XD

  30. Leo McAnthony
    Leo McAnthony
    8 օր առաջ

    I have a saying and it goes like this...😂😂😂😂

  31. 3KBS Channel
    3KBS Channel
    8 օր առաջ

    How do people dare to disrespect religious figures just for views and money? Is this all about money?

  32. Oli Taggu
    Oli Taggu
    8 օր առաջ

    Jesus being black and not so tall is actually much more accurate than the conventional jesus image.

  33. NayrNosiac
    8 օր առաջ


  34. ihate
    8 օր առաջ

    Jesus can sure lay down the wood

  35. Captian Crunch
    Captian Crunch
    8 օր առաջ

    Bet these guys don't have the balls to make fun of Muhammad.

  36. matthew gonzales
    matthew gonzales
    9 օր առաջ

    No galle Leroy🤣🤣 and if your a carpenter why does your house look like shit 🤣

  37. Real HIFI Help
    Real HIFI Help
    9 օր առաջ


  38. Tank Tang ke
    Tank Tang ke
    9 օր առաջ


  39. Jejaka Malaya
    Jejaka Malaya
    10 օր առաջ

    U jokes on religion

  40. Jowell 1
    Jowell 1
    10 օր առաջ

    Am I the only one who thought that key would say that it makes sense that Jesus was a carpenter who work with wood if he thought he was a gay pimp lol

  41. Granbull with a shiny Gyarados as a head
    Granbull with a shiny Gyarados as a head
    11 օր առաջ

    "Aym staeyin heer wid Jeeeezusszz"

  42. Luka Parancin
    Luka Parancin
    11 օր առաջ

    GaliLeroy 1.01 U want me to hit you on the other cheek

  43. Carlos Alejandre
    Carlos Alejandre
    12 օր առաջ

    Watch it

  44. Crazy Chick Sheena
    Crazy Chick Sheena
    12 օր առաջ

    Lol 😆 there so stupid its funny 😆

  45. Yiannos Christou
    Yiannos Christou
    12 օր առաջ

    1:55 😂

  46. Joseph Williams
    Joseph Williams
    12 օր առաջ

    Now I understand why Dave.C was 8n pain watching these two ball bags

  47. Mistah Devious
    Mistah Devious
    12 օր առաջ

    A daily dose of key and peele is healthier than a box of vitamin C

  48. daniel lopez
    daniel lopez
    13 օր առաջ

    I need that art masterpiece on my wall

  49. Anastasia Flores
    Anastasia Flores
    13 օր առաջ

    The wedgie at 1:15 is killing me!

  50. Rob Grady
    Rob Grady
    14 օր առաջ

    GaliLeeroy is probably the best pimp name ive ever heard lmfao

    14 օր առաջ

    Gala Leroy 😂🤣😂🤣☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀😂🤣 IM FKIN DONE 😂🤣😂🤣

  52. FelliQuila
    16 օր առաջ

    put a beat on this straight fire!

  53. Evin Grindle
    Evin Grindle
    16 օր առաջ

    *When he turned the other cheek!* 😂😂

  54. william kirima
    william kirima
    16 օր առաջ

    It was galaleroy for me 😂🤣

  55. Junk Phu
    Junk Phu
    17 օր առաջ

    “...would you like to stay for dinner?” “Whacha’ll havin’” Proof that food will lead to ever lasting peace.

  56. Robert Thibeault
    Robert Thibeault
    17 օր առաջ

    Hell yea its all about the monay!

  57. Nate Hart
    Nate Hart
    17 օր առաջ

    I like hes dressed like a wise man

  58. Saṃsāra's Light
    Saṃsāra's Light
    18 օր առաջ

    Can yall release that art at the end? I need it for reasons.

  59. Dream Catcher
    Dream Catcher
    18 օր առաջ

    "I'm a carpenter" "Then why does your house look like shit?"

  60. C L
    C L
    18 օր առաջ

    I love these guys! And this skit is beyond perfect, I die laughing every time I see it!

  61. reza ramezani
    reza ramezani
    18 օր առաջ

    As barney would say: True story

  62. wilbert pindano
    wilbert pindano
    19 օր առաջ

    Gallaleroy dang!!

  63. Gilliillitheposedon Damn gill cute
    Gilliillitheposedon Damn gill cute
    20 օր առաջ

    So there were pimps in Jesus times? I'm done!

  64. Red Horse
    Red Horse
    21 օր առաջ

    "I lost three bi***es to leprosy!" lols

  65. jose a
    jose a
    22 օր առաջ

    And your laughter shall turn in the most horrible cries to God. For you tried to mock Almighty God but you shall mock yourselves. Your audience will be yourselves in hell.

  66. Dialysis Technicians USA
    Dialysis Technicians USA
    22 օր առաջ

    YO, LMBOO!

  67. Bart Hartman
    Bart Hartman
    23 օր առաջ

    Jesus was busy for non carpentry work? You mean busy telling bs to kids and trashing a market?

    1. Mampoetsi Nkosi
      Mampoetsi Nkosi
      20 օր առաջ

      Praising God and cleaning house

  68. Yonas Kidane
    Yonas Kidane
    24 օր առաջ

    I stopped watching those guys after this video.

    1. Vichank C o2
      Vichank C o2
      11 օր առաջ

      Oh no, anyway

    2. Raunak Lanjewar
      Raunak Lanjewar
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  69. Vishrut Rao
    Vishrut Rao
    25 օր առաջ

    Family Guy was right, Black Jesus does exist.

  70. Aychaz YT
    Aychaz YT
    25 օր առաջ

    I think I just learned how to convert a pimp

  71. Kael Kay
    Kael Kay
    25 օր առաջ

    'he was an interior dectorator? His house looked like shit."

  72. Levi H
    Levi H
    25 օր առաջ

    Jesus is the biggest pimp. Bahaha~

  73. Brandon Isner
    Brandon Isner
    25 օր առաջ

    I try to watch this skit once a day.

  74. Tommy Goat
    Tommy Goat
    26 օր առաջ

    Galileroy got his mustache hot combed

  75. Shyamsundar Rajan
    Shyamsundar Rajan
    28 օր առաջ

    thats how you win the game of forehand back hand

  76. Alias Fakename
    Alias Fakename
    28 օր առաջ

    Was he channeling Katt Williams?

  77. Rollypolly
    28 օր առաջ

    And that my friends... is how I met Judas

  78. Alexandra Levchenko
    Alexandra Levchenko
    28 օր առաջ


  79. poperaymond
    29 օր առաջ

    Galileroy the goat

  80. c0dex_01
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    -1000000 points to heaven

  81. Jeremy Shaw
    Jeremy Shaw
    Ամիս առաջ


  82. PostApocryptic Samurai
    PostApocryptic Samurai
    Ամիս առաջ

    “Then why yo house look like shit”?

  83. Naomi Ali
    Naomi Ali
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    I'm sorry but you'll going to hell

    Ամիս առաջ

    Jesus: Would you care to join us for dinner? Pimp: What you all having?

  85. Anime Rekt
    Anime Rekt
    Ամիս առաջ

    Yep Jesus was not a white man.

  86. D Markham
    D Markham
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    GALILEROY!!! 😆

  87. Jan Bok
    Jan Bok
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    For those interested, the music in the beginning and end is an aria from the opera Rusalka by the Czech composer Antonín Dvořák.

  88. Felipe Cespedes
    Felipe Cespedes
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    Dangerous territory to conflate Pagan Hollywood humor with the true in the Holy Bible. Will you poke-fun at False Prophet Muhammad and other religious leaders? It will be your down fall.

  89. Charles Mureithi
    Charles Mureithi
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    Galileroy is Such a cool name ....I can name my son that lol

  90. Simply Comical
    Simply Comical
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    This isn't right. Jesus should NEVER be mocked. Shame on you.

  91. bitchy storm
    bitchy storm
    Ամիս առաջ

    Am sorry but I don't find funny in this comedy. Because its about Jesus

  92. yah changed
    yah changed
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    dang why isn't this video down yet so disrespectful ...

  93. Jack Bynum
    Jack Bynum
    Ամիս առաջ

    Lol... Brimstone asses

  94. Pawan Bhakuni
    Pawan Bhakuni
    Ամիս առաջ

    The 13th horseman

  95. Mr. Jay
    Mr. Jay
    Ամիս առաջ

    Wow Wow Wow hahaha

  96. Bramblejam ad
    Bramblejam ad
    Ամիս առաջ

    Hey, a $20 bill i just found in my pocket

  97. Salik Ahmed
    Salik Ahmed
    Ամիս առաջ

    Can someone please tell me the name sof the actress playing Mary mandaglane

  98. John Bryan Notario
    John Bryan Notario
    Ամիս առաջ

    Who acted mary magdalene here? She looks like a popular actress

  99. De’Marcus Conner
    De’Marcus Conner
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    I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥

  100. Romron Gramsay
    Romron Gramsay
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    "I'm gonna stay here with jeeeesus"