The World’s Worst High School Assembly Speaker - Key & Peele

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A speaker at a high school assembly recounts his descent into a life of crime and its consequences, but it becomes clear that he is embellishing parts of his story.

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Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama's Anger Translator.

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  1. S F
    S F
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    Omg! Perfect accent! Lol I grew up in El Paso Texas and as the only black girl I can tell you this is hilariously accurate 😂 lmao

  2. Andrew Jackson
    Andrew Jackson
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    I'm sorry but...that whole worm hole story was absolutely golden 😭😭😭😭

  3. Bryan James
    Bryan James
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    I went to Sturgis during pandemic then I got tossed around by a bison. Consequences - Buffalo Karen

  4. Whaka Tewhinau
    Whaka Tewhinau
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    I walked past a man coughing in China once, and then, I started a worldwide Pandemic. CONSEQUENCES

  5. Rahul Saha
    Rahul Saha
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    I watched Key & Peele videos all day night long Later I failed my finals Consequences.

  6. RAM124
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  7. Anonymous Anonymous
    Anonymous Anonymous
    2 օր առաջ

    2:48 Does he mean De-nice?

  8. Gesù Castello
    Gesù Castello
    3 օր առաջ

    So a white person can't play a black but a black can play a Hispanic, hypocrisy at it's finest

  9. Shay Miles
    Shay Miles
    3 օր առաջ

    "Got into some real trouble troubLLLLLLe BOIIIIIIII"

  10. edwin macharia
    edwin macharia
    4 օր առաջ

    "i got 88 for each key" come on Herrera lmao

  11. logan
    5 օր առաջ

    i really hope people dont actually put the microphone, the object that is closest to your face, in their armpit

  12. Gaidamang phaomei
    Gaidamang phaomei
    5 օր առաջ

    The moment he says .." we have a special guest today ....." Instantly makes me smile 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  13. D Flo
    D Flo
    5 օր առաջ

    It's just such perfect delivery by both of them.... True professionals... Amazing

  14. Lungelo Mabaso
    Lungelo Mabaso
    5 օր առաջ

    “Consequences” 🤣

  15. masterkidguy
    6 օր առաջ

    i smoked crack in a high school stage, got hit by a wrecking ball. CONSEQUENCES

    7 օր առաջ

    Watched this laughed so hard my day knew I was on at 3 in the morning CONSEQUENCE S

  17. James Turner
    James Turner
    8 օր առաջ

    I watched this video and enjoyed it. CONSEQUENCES!

  18. Khung-foo Kitty
    Khung-foo Kitty
    8 օր առաջ

    Not black Hispanic 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  19. Hashtag Boi
    Hashtag Boi
    10 օր առաջ

    There’s a valuable lesson here .... Say it with me.....

  20. Tyra Tall Flame
    Tyra Tall Flame
    11 օր առաջ

    A piano fell on my head .. concussion for each key 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂i cant breathe

  21. dkechag1979
    14 օր առաջ

    Eh, is the kid at 1:59 attending Starfleet Academy?

  22. Jeremy Barker
    Jeremy Barker
    14 օր առաջ

    The face Jordan made when he came on stage made laugh so hard

  23. LifeAsJodi Forever
    LifeAsJodi Forever
    14 օր առաջ

    Who wrote this ??? 😂😂😂😂😂

  24. Kevin Hendley
    Kevin Hendley
    14 օր առաջ

    I don’t lie anymore 😂😂

  25. Mariama Bah
    Mariama Bah
    14 օր առաջ

    Did he say he used to be a former gay member?

  26. Jake Sung
    Jake Sung
    15 օր առաջ

    The gangster from Doc. Phil..

  27. •Sundaeii•
    15 օր առաջ

    *Legend says that there is always a Key & Peele skit you haven't seen or haven't seen twice...*

  28. mazèrunner
    17 օր առաջ

    It's not consequences , it's karma😂😂😂

  29. Alif Ashraf
    Alif Ashraf
    17 օր առաջ

    when youre life is basically every movie possible

  30. Outmine
    19 օր առաջ

    milk on my head

  31. Mark Howard
    Mark Howard
    20 օր առաջ

    I knew he wasn't lying

  32. Brian Dang
    Brian Dang
    22 օր առաջ

    All the quotes from this sketch have been in conversations with my friends since it first came out and people think we crazy sometime.....Consequences!!

  33. Brian Dang
    Brian Dang
    22 օր առաջ

    Them tough kids, hanging out on the streets late at night!! (salsa dance moves)

  34. Kim Guir
    Kim Guir
    22 օր առաջ

    A marvel character lol

  35. Yash Dave
    Yash Dave
    22 օր առաջ


  36. Norman Sosiawan
    Norman Sosiawan
    23 օր առաջ

    why nobody blv him? I do

  37. beef
    23 օր առաջ

    His accent kills me!

  38. Henny M
    Henny M
    24 օր առաջ

    Watched a you tube video , a black hole swallowed me whole and sent be to the ice age......consequences

  39. John Doe
    John Doe
    24 օր առաջ


  40. Sagar Vyas
    Sagar Vyas
    25 օր առաջ

    He went to the school inspired the students and got hit by a Wrecking ball. CONSEQUENCES.

  41. Ohits Bre
    Ohits Bre
    25 օր առաջ

    The Mexican accent is on point.

  42. Jaiden Plus
    Jaiden Plus
    26 օր առաջ


  43. Over On The Wild Side
    Over On The Wild Side
    27 օր առաջ

    I guess no one learned a lesson that day.

  44. Grenz Viel
    Grenz Viel
    28 օր առաջ

    In a way I think it would have worked. They personally saw an actual crackhead and at that point I think every unanimously agreed not to be that guy and not to listen to that guy.

  45. SuperMichuPL
    28 օր առաջ

    ...but the principale attitude was good. He was honest.

  46. I'm_not_an_expert_but
    28 օր առաջ

    88.000 likes, one thousand for every key of a piano

  47. Shardul Niraula
    Shardul Niraula
    28 օր առաջ

    I think walter white has that distinction

  48. Oooo Ken
    Oooo Ken
    29 օր առաջ

    My school can beat this everyone is always bigggggg criminal

  49. Alshane Brown
    Alshane Brown
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    Still my favorite Key & Peele episode!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  50. Robert Tatar
    Robert Tatar
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  51. Ishaan Shah
    Ishaan Shah
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    This is lowkey one of their best skits🤣🤣consequences!!

  52. L Proof
    L Proof
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    Send in Mr. Garvey

  53. Shourya Aswal
    Shourya Aswal
    Ամիս առաջ

    Rodrigues looks like young Putin !!! Coincidence, I think not !!

  54. Jessica Thompson
    Jessica Thompson
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    The instinctive air initially calculate because stool qualitatively harm excluding a nebulous home. ad, ad bowling

  55. thaimbomb
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    He wasn't lying though.

  56. Adam Sevani fans
    Adam Sevani fans
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    2:18 That dance

  57. Alex Prokhorov
    Alex Prokhorov
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  58. Taiyou no Kami天照
    Taiyou no Kami天照
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    When Drama and Comedy was Merge together

  59. Biniam Gaming
    Biniam Gaming
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    88 consequences. 1 for each key

  60. Lázaro Blanc
    Lázaro Blanc
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    This sketch ruined me. Everytime I hear someone say the word consequences in my head I hear Jordan say cooonseequeeenceeeeees

  61. AlinaTowers
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    The funny thing is, I feel like in high school we heard speaches from adults that were about this rediculous, and they made such good memories! Nothing like cracking up with your high school besties over stupid things you've seen and heard.

  62. Wuerito
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    Watching this just makes me sad that they literally just copied Chapelle show. Chapelle show was soooo much funnier and there was never any cringe moments. CS was just naturally funny without having to try too hard like this k&p show.

  63. MrNobody
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    The "what" from the principal is hilarious

  64. Hue Ye Lee
    Hue Ye Lee
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    Got a job like people told me to and I had to pay taxes *CONSEQUENCES*

  65. Anastasia Flores
    Anastasia Flores
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    Principals face at 1:09 LOL

  66. M@
    Ամիս առաջ

    Con se que'n ces, tú sabes?

  67. Jay Torr
    Jay Torr
    Ամիս առաջ

    Wait... Why do i remember a dragon breaking the wall and attacking him, not a boulder.... Was the original version different? Am I loosing my memory from all the drinking? CONSEQUENCES. Seriously, I remember seeing this a few years ago and there was a dragon.

  68. Lundu-Kia Sim Racing
    Lundu-Kia Sim Racing
    Ամիս առաջ

    I used to be just like you. Just like you 👉you👉👉you👉you👉👉

  69. Alex Claros
    Alex Claros
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    One Day My Family Was Happy Than My Parents Got Divorced And Than I Was A Slave Working With Aliens CONSEQUENCES

  70. Chewy
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    2020 @03:29

  71. Brownzyyy
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    I love the way he does his little dance

  72. Darklanser
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    I think you spelled "best" wrong in the title. Let me fix it for you. The World’s Best High School Assembly Speaker - Key & Peele

  73. Mashrafi
    Ամիս առաջ

    3:30 Consequences!

  74. Hoovy Tube
    Hoovy Tube
    Ամիս առաջ

    I'm so happy that this man faced his past and understands the consequences of his actions.

  75. Steve
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    I left my free country and traveled to America to became a second class citizen. CONSEQUENCE

  76. Abby
    Ամիս առաջ

    One day, i i yelled at my sister.... and turned into a pit of lava... *CONSEQUENCES* “Shoot, wheres my crack”

  77. reklaw198
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    So he was telling the truth?

  78. Matt Monaghan
    Matt Monaghan
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    Used to do comedy with some friends at clubs and we covered just about every race in our group. We did impressions of each other no problem. Today? Fuck the woke.

  79. epic gaming
    epic gaming
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    Shit was he referring to "back to the future" at the end

  80. Muhammad Abdul Malik
    Muhammad Abdul Malik
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    I was going to sleep and then I watched 1 video of Key and Peele... Now it's 4 am... C O N S E Q U E N C E S!!!

  81. Kangwa M Ng'andu
    Kangwa M Ng'andu
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    I apologise Theresa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

  82. bobby Ghazi
    bobby Ghazi
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    2:26 why do you have to bring drugs into this shit? Why do ppl think drug addicts are funny to laugh at? Cuz I personally don’t. My sister was a heroin addict. And if people ever laughed or made one joke I would tear em apart.

  83. Andv Juan
    Andv Juan
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  84. HSP
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    The sign that says lying behind the principle makes it better

  85. Aldon Dekock
    Aldon Dekock
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    The brawny algebra consequently pause because great-grandfather alarmingly prevent within a colossal advertisement. holistic, substantial afternoon

  86. Ozi Oz
    Ozi Oz
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  87. Sandra Quinn-Bailey
    Sandra Quinn-Bailey
    Ամիս առաջ

    Consequences> . . . . .

  88. Ryan Schoembs
    Ryan Schoembs
    Ամիս առաջ

    This made me spit out my Gatorade

  89. mc menace 1 ARIZONA
    mc menace 1 ARIZONA
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    Con se quences

  90. BC
    Ամիս առաջ

    and then one day *nods* a piano fell on my head what

  91. Chris George
    Chris George
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    The thirsty hat rahilly stamp because turret supposedly ruin per a fascinated fisherman. obsolete, jagged lentil

  92. A B
    A B
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    Psh.. so unrealistic. we would have been having a blast. the whole room would have laughing

  93. Death Metal Musician
    Death Metal Musician
    Ամիս առաջ

    Imagine going through all that and no one even believing you? I would be the nicest most polite person if I got trampled by stampedes and sucked into other dimensions.

  94. SJ DK FL
    SJ DK FL
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    Mr. Rodrigues!

  95. Howard Mulvihill
    Howard Mulvihill
    Ամիս առաջ

    One day I sold an 8-ball to Don Jr, Consequences!

  96. Dialysis Technicians USA
    Dialysis Technicians USA
    Ամիս առաջ

    Yo, I laughed so hard. 😂😂😂😂😂

  97. Air
    Ամիս առաջ

    The dance he does when he's talking about the tough kids hanging out on the streets late at night😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂2:18

  98. Antony Dribinskiy
    Antony Dribinskiy
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    maybe he's just seeing stuff...

  99. YTW2015
    Ամիս առաջ

    Milk carton on head > AIDS...feel like he missed a step there lol

  100. A K
    A K
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    I got married to a woman, and then i got pregnant.. With TRIPLETS!